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I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Upgrading My Settings! Hoodie – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Pullover

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Level up your style and celebrate aging with humor and confidence in the "I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Upgrading My Settings!" hoodie. This unisex heavy blend sweatshirt offers cozy comfort, durability, and a playful statement for those who embrace every new chapter with a smile.

Key Features:

  • Plush Fabric Blend: Made with medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) featuring 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a soft, warm feel.
  • Classic Fit: Relaxed fit with a roomy kangaroo pocket and a color-matched drawcord for practicality and style.
  • Durable Design: Double-lined hood and double-needle stitching ensure long-lasting wear.
  • Tear-Free Comfort: Pearlized tear-away label provides a smooth, irritation-free wearing experience.
  • Sustainable & Ethical: Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton and dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for an eco-friendly product. Gildan is a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
  • Fabric Options: Heather Sport colors include 60% polyester and 40% cotton for a unique and stylish texture.
  • Custom Embroidery Available: Add a personalized touch with optional embroidery decoration on the left chest.

Perfect for:

  • Celebrating birthdays and embracing age with humor.
  • Gifting to friends or loved ones who appreciate witty apparel.
  • Everyday wear to stay warm and stylish while showcasing your playful personality.

Order now to upgrade your wardrobe with the "I'm Not Getting Older, I'm Upgrading My Settings!" hoodie—a perfect blend of comfort, humor, and style!

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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